john: are you single?
sherlock: i’m “married” to my work, but-
john: Y I K E S okay i can take a hint
sherlock: wait though-
john: why don’t I have multiple unhappy relationships with women who can’t compete with you-
sherlock: john, no, hang on-
john: and maybe even express my unreasonable jealousy every time it seems you’re making the remotest human contact with someone who isn’t me-
sherlock: JOHN, listen-
john: or rush into marriage with a psychopath because, you know, it’s not like I ever had a chance with you
sherlock:
sherlock:
sherlock: jeeeesus fucking christ
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