instead of baby it’s cold out discourse this year it’s time for “i saw mommy kissing santa clause” discourse.
like how even though we, the adult audience, knows that the reason mommy is kissing santa clause is because it’s just the father dressed as santa. however, the child singing and the children listening are led to believe that santa is real and cuckolding the father. the singer is not upset by his mother kissing santa clause and thinks it would be fun if his dad caught the unfaithful wife. therefore, the song encourages children to normalize cheating siri send tweet.
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