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toastyhat:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

mypissedoffsandwich:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via meanboysclub)

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

accio-shitpost:

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses – punch, lie, hug, and think

adamtots:

jakoski:

adamtots:

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.

they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

s-un-rise:

I know cafes and coffee shops are heavily romanticized but they really are the best place to be creative, spend time alone, or to just connect with people, I’m just saying

nxferatu:

idk man but the idea of cuddling w your partner under a soft blanket on a cold day n having them asleep in your arms while you’re quietly playing video games or something just sounds rlly nice

yasminstudin:

*drinks tons of coffee and calls it studying*

roseblsh:

us gays need a rainbow heart emoji it’s what we deserve

klaviergavinwiki:

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

saltykaiser:

dankmemeuniversity:

My wife took my scent in the divorce