who up?? Kill me
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burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s
would you still love me if i had this theme?
the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
*pussy jumps*
Me: what is it girl??????
it took ABBA 35 years to reunite and if you think I’ll sit here and wait 35 years for one direction to do the same you’re dead right
if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:
– digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms
– finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess
– launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content
– the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
Lickmyanusualplacenta 