literally why did god give straight men such big delicious asses like that’s literally the equivalent of a chef making a whole banquet and putting it in a glass case for eternity to rot while there are plenty of people who would gladly take a bite or two and some who even need the food. you can look but don’t eat or touch it! you can’t even look actually, if i catch you looking i’ll cut your hands off.
literally, if you have a big ass and you’re straight, you’re just being outright selfish for not letting it get ate like goodbye literally what are we even doing here
and then it’s like straight men on tumblr have the fucking audacity, the goddamned gall to post hole pics and not expect my mouth to water, like a bitch is hongry and literally why are you even posting if you’re not gonna let anyone take a bite what are we doing here
like could you imagine having the power to end GWH (Gay World Hunger) literally in your pants and literally just doing nothing with it, like hello it’s selfish and honestly i don’t have the time for it like literally what are we even doing here im so tired
like im so tired, straight men have the effrontery to sag in public with Big Juicies and literally who is the show for if not for me? its clearly established that most women don’t care for sagging, like who are you trying demo the samples for??? I’m just in kmart trying to buy some fucking cat food and here comes a baker with a giant cake on a platter with a sign that says take a bite and im supposed to somehow finish my shopping with that on my mind like literally leave good bye if im not allowed to sample a product then what are we doing here?? i mean im buying cat food, but literally what are we doing here leave!!!
what are we even doing here im so tired of straight men
AND THEN AND THEN they have the nerve to be homophobic because they caught me window shopping products they’re clearly advertising for everyone like im just a fucking customer with money like everyone else, why is my money not good here like who the fuck what’s the point of laying out samples if im not allowed to take one??? literally! what! are! we! doing! here!!??
its like being poor and walking past a rich people store and seeing a dress in the window that looks good and the shopkeeper sees you look at it and calls the police like i may not have money bit a bitch can dream literally read cinderella the shoe might fucking fit who the fuck knows go away im so tired i dont have time for this in 2018 what are we doing here
im so tired
if you’re a straight man and you have a fat ass you’re fucking homophobic and that’s that on that and some more do not fucking @ meunless you’re tagging me in hole pics literally leave the premises you are the weakest link good bye you get nothing you LOSE good day sir
youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed
if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off
excuse me
The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…
I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers
It’s *that* post, back again to keep me awake at night…
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