it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real
one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
One time my mom got a call and when she picked up the guy said “Hello, I’m the Global Manager of Customer Service for Dell, I’m calling about a computer-“ my mom hung up on the guy.
She was the Global Manager of Customer Service for Dell…
honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister
An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?”
“No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.”
“Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?”
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