concept: me sitting on the countertop, pulling you close n kissing your lips
brain: don’t forget to feel terrible
me: oh yeah thanks
someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there
2013 was a simpler time
i literally forgot that the vampires in twilight have powers like it slipped my mind
Edward’s was being gay
tony: im in target do you need anything
peter: oh just pjs i guess
tony: okay
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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,
peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!
tony: which one lol
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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!
peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK
peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn
tony: *makes a phonecall*
peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,
tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*
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